Is that...do I detect a hint of...yes, it is! I smell cookies!
Quit holding out! Just insert those cookies right here and no one gets hurt!
I tried to tell Red that dogs who get busted for digging big holes in the backyard while in search of grubs do not get cookies, but he wasn't buying it! Ha!
Yeah, right lady! Just fork over the cookies, mmmkay!
This whole conversation really made me reconsider how smart it was to teach Red the speak command, he's just too smart for his own good and is officially using his training against me! Hahaha!